“Being President of a suburban footy club is pretty straightforward; right? Buy the best players, sell more beer and pies, and try not to burn it all to the ground. Easy, yeah?”

You Can’t Escape an Aussie Boy is an original piece of theatre written by Shane Palmer, and directed by Riley Longworth; and will debut at The Butterfly Club

This three-man play is a loud, obnoxious and darkly humorous dive into the bravado, insecurity and ego of an Aussie Boy's mind; and the intoxicating lust of glory and power they find within the sacred walls of the Marydale Tigers Football Club.

Stephen, Tim and Dan, good mates and lifelong members of the ailing Marydale Tigers Football Club, stumble across a chance to revive their ‘jockstain’ of a footy club, but also make themselves rich beyond their wildest dreams.

But why on earth would anybody let these three, with no experience and even less idea be in charge on an entire football club?

Production Credits:
Director - Riley Longworth
Stephen - Shane Palmer
Dan - Jeremy Harland
Tim - Nathan Wright